Signs You Might Have a Gambling Problem

1. You go to a Casino, but place no bets.
2. You are able to walk by a row of Slot Machines without at least reaching in your pocket to feel if you have any change.
3. You never have more then $3.50 on you at any given time.
4. You hang out at a poker game...just watching TV.
5. You say you'll play X (i.e. dice), but when others are willing to play X with you, you got no nuts.
6. Your name is Albert C.

Quotes

• "brb gotta change a diaper"
  

  - Bernard W. Bobnar, June 4 2007